Por Vida Ceremonies

Short Sharp and Spicy!

Queerly beloved, meet Tita - Authorised Marriage Celebrant.

Spanish Emo Mama for Kings, Queens and In-Betweens.

Forget short, sharp and shiny, my ceremonies are short, sharp and SPICY!

You, your Amor, and your guests will feel elevated, excited and ready to keep the party going.

What the hell are you waiting for?

Hit me up, Lovers!

Tita Ascencio

[She/Her]

As a creator with a strong Latin American background, I have spent a significant part of my life attending parties and weddings. I started noticing guests at weddings treating the ceremony like it was something they had to tick off the list before the party could really start. This was in part due to how b o r i n g the Celebrant was. This sparked a desire within me to reimagine wedding ceremonies in a gnarly way.

Much like myself, I craft ceremonies that are Short, Sharp, and Spicy. My ceremonies feature all the elements of a traditional wedding, but with a cheeky twist.

Who else is involved? Good thing you asked. Click here to find out

Let’s do a shot and tie the knot!

  • Renee and Alice

    “Our wedding day was perfection, and you played such a massive part in that. From getting all the legal stuff sorted and being so professional to greeting us both as we arrived and keeping us calm. Alice said you helped her so much on the day and she felt so comfortable because of you. You fit in with us so perfectly and just got us from the beginning. You helped us set the tone of the day and it was everything we had hoped for and more! Sorry for being so gushy and lame, we are both just so grateful to you”

  • Laurie’s customers, Mariana and Carmen holding hands on a green lawn on their wedding day.

  • Jess and Fraser

    “Tita you are a total rockstar and was a perfect fit. Our ceremony was hilarious and very well written and delivered perfectly! So many people commented how much they loved Tita.”

  • Laurie’s customers, Fernando and Kate embracing by the lake on their wedding day.

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